Because maybe Jay-Z’s gonna be the one who saves me…..

June 29, 2008 at 7:29 am (pop culture) (, , , , )

So Jay-Z performed at the Glastonbury Festival in London over the weekend, and the hand-cranked stodgy British Internet was abuzz with blaming Jay-Z for slow ticket sales at the traditionally rock-infested festival.  Noel Gallagher from Oasis reanimated himself and his unibrow to chime in that having Jay-Z there was “wrong”, and that a band like Radiohead would have been better. So what did Jay-Z do?

He opened his set with Wonderwall.

So badass.  It turns out that the festival did completely sell out and had a much younger audience for the first time in years.  The stodgy and dorky organizer of the festival released a statement after Jay-Z’s mind-blowing set saying “That was a real triumph to bring hip-hop from the streets of New York to Glastonbury”.  He then opened his umbrella, put on his monocle, and ate blood pudding as he flew off into the British sunset.

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