Miami Horse
And now, the fruits of our labor in North Carolina over the holidays, I present the Internet meme that I predict will sweep the nation.
It’s simple: take a TV show title, remove one word, and replace it with the word horse. I’ll show you our best ones, and then you show me your best ones.
- That 70s Horse
- My So-Called Horse
- Who Wants to Be a Horse?
- Murder She Horse
- According to Horse
- Boy Meets Horse
- Saved by the Horse: The College Years
- Queer as Horse
- Desperate Horsewives
- Saturday Night Horse
- Law & Order: Special Horses Unit
Ok, now you go!
That small plaid present is for you!
This is the Christmas card that Paul Reubens sent out this year. Notice the picture of the first family-elect on the wall, and the weirdo headbands.
I don’t know why, but I love it.
Happy Holidays from Gynomite. I’m packing up the tiny family and taking them for a trip down south to North Carolina, so the blogging will be sparse and the eggnogging will be prevalent. To you and yours, enjoy.
Videos of my life… or get up, stand up, be a soul commander
I just found this band last year, courtesy of Kumail, (who always reminds me that he heard of them first), and they pack every ounce of insane over-the-topness from Ohio into three minutes and thirty five seconds.
Gil Mantera’s Party Dream with Elmo’s Wish
Will work for fruit rollups
Kumail did a show with two-thirds of the sketch group DERRICK this past weekend, and I found them to be hilarious and witty and very nice. That’s half of why I wanted to post the trailer of their movie which got accepted by Sundance and is being screened there in January!! The other half is because it looks really effing funny. The premise? One of those groups of kids that solved cute mysteries as children is all grown up and taking on a very serious case.
Jump to see the trailer for Mystery Team!
I never said I was a nice person.
Adam Sandler’s daughter has a future in character acting. (pictures courtesy of justjared)
I can’t figure out what it is, but somehow she looks like a grownup from far away. Do you see what I mean?
It’s like the scab-picking, Ren Faire attending, Xena-fancying, heavy metal dude you went to school with joined a band….that played Christmas music
I’ve tried in multiple holiday party situations to really make people understand what Trans-Siberian Orchestra is about, and the title of this post is pretty much the best I can come up with…..but it doesn’t even begin to explain these guys.
Most people know them from this song (sorry for the poor quality, but it shows how ridiculous their live shows are):
It’s like if someone in 1988 decided to make Christmas music hip and rock-n-roll but forgot that people were already tired of prog rock.
Wanna learn more? Ok, let’s do!
Ohhhh, now I understand
I’ve looked at this eight times today, and each time it’s made me laugh. Thanks Passive-Aggressive Notes!!
The History of the Autotuner
After hearing Kanye’s newest album, I decided I wanted to learn a little bit about this magical device we call an autotuner. No reason. Just thought of it randomly.
Is this adorable and soothing to you?
If so, you should really gallop over to Cute Things Falling Asleep, my favorite blog today.
Just in time for Christmas: Look at all the mustache products you can buy!!!
Big ups to Urlesque for compiling such things and making my Christmas shopping so easy!
Mustache vase!
Mustache mannequins!
