What do you get the newly kitten-obsessed for Christmas?

December 11, 2008 at 2:05 pm (Uncategorized) (, , , )

Well, if you’re friends with us, we have a few suggestions for you.  It seems that some of our friends don’t understand that we love our baby Bagel very very much and text us things like:

I miss you guys too.  LA is nice.  I don’t miss Bagel because if she died we’d buy a new one.  I do love her though.

Which is just uncalled for.  UNCALLED FOR.  So we’ll take one of these (Thanks Neatorama):

Cat Toilet Seat Set

Cat lovers, take a seat. An adorable kitten’s face decorates your toilet lid; viewed from above, the matching rug completes the cat’s body to hilarious effect. Soft acrylic synthetic fabric. Hand wash. Imported.

And also one of these:

It's About Time You Got Home Cat Rug

A great touch for any cat lover’s home, our woven tapestry floor mat has rubberized backing to prevent slips; soft polyester/ cotton surface will soon be claimed by the reigning cat-in-residence.

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1 Comment

  1. Carotime said,

    Uh, friend of Emily and Kumail: there is no Bagel replacement! She is a unique and special snowflake.

    The only thing that could possibly dampen my love of small and furry things is that goddamned Sara McLachlan commercial about animal shelters. With her warbling on the soundtrack I want to skin a puppy and make a coat just to shut her up.

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