Videos of my life

January 15, 2009 at 8:57 am (pop culture, videos of my life) (, , , , )

And now, I present to you the angriest hip-hop song ever written about nothing.  Literally.  It’s the Seinfeld of hip-hop songs.  Look, here are the lyrics:

I’ve got the power hey yeah heh
I’ve got the power
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh yeah-eah-eah-eah-eah-eah
I’ve got the power
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh yeah-eah-eah-eah-eah-eah
Gettin’ kinda heavy

It’s gettin’ it’s gettin’ it’s gettin’ kinda hectic  (repeat x4)

Like the crack of the whip I snap attack
Front to back in this thing called rap
Dig it like a shovel rhyme devil
On a heavenly level
Bang the bass turn up the treble
Radical mind day and night all the time
Seven to fourteen wise divine
Maniac brainiac winning the game
I’m the lyrical Jesse James

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh yeah-eah-eah-eah-eah-eah
I’ve got the power
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh yeah
Gettin’ kinda heavy
I’ve got the power

It’s gettin’ it’s gettin’ it’s gettin’ kinda heavy (repeat x4)

I’ve got the power
He’s gonna break my heart
He’s gonna break my heart of hearts
He’s gonna break my heart
He’s gonna break my heart of hearts
He’s got the power oh-oh-oh-oh  (repeat whole stanza x2)

It’s gettin’ it’s gettin’ it’s gettin’ kinda hectic (repeat x4)

It’s gettin’ it’s gettin’ it’s gettin’ kinda hectic (repeat x4)

Quality I possess something I’m fresh
When my voice goes through the rest
Of the microphone that I am holdin’
Copywritten lyrics so they can’t be stolen
If they are snap
Don’t need the police to try to save them
Your voice will seize so please stay off my back
Or I will attack and you don’t want that

I’ve got the power
He’s gonna break my heart
He’s gonna break my heart of hearts
He’s gonna break my heart
He’s gonna break my heart of hearts
He’s got the power oh-oh-oh-oh  (repeat whole stanza x2)

I’ve got the power

That’s right, ladies and gents, it’s Snap with “The Power”

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