Courtesy of Josh, purveyor of all things overly weird.
Um, I wanna get something that kinda looks like the Fonz, right? And I want him to be like, standing in the middle of a thunderstorm, ok? But, like, I want the Fonz himself to be a hotdog instead of the Fonz, because how fucked up would that be? So he’s like wearing the leather jacket and you’re like ‘ok ok, I get it, it’s the Fonz, whoooooa- what?!?!’ Also he should be holding some mustard, and I want some flowers and shit around the whole thing, and I want a banner that says ‘Guilty of Being Delicious’. You got all that?
I really like that Goo Goo Dolls song from that movie about that angel that’s actually Nicholas Cage. So, I wanna get a line from that tattooed on me, probably the one about bleeding and being alive and shit. I want it around my midsection so I can go ahead and show that off. And can you do it in cursive writing, but make blood dripping out of it, like that shit from that Harry Potter movie? Hurry up, don’t bother with the grammar checking! Get to it!