Set it to Soul Patch and get ready to give up your soul.
I saw this commercial on The Soup and it fascinated me so much that I had to repost it. I give you The Goatee Saver, the facial hair shaper preferred by the majority of serial killers who like to play with your blood and choke themselves for fun.
The girl in the commercial knows that her demise is coming soon. You can see it in her dead eyes.