Dance your ass [dignity] off.
Were you thinking “Hey, I’ve got nothing to do for the next three months, and I’m fat, and I’d like to look stupid on television”?
Or…..
Were you thinking “Hey, I like The Biggest Loser, and I like Dancing with the Stars, but I just don’t have the time to watch them both”?
Well have I got a show for you!!!
DANCE YOUR ASS OFF!
Listen to how grotesquely excited and punny and repetitive the writers for the casting call are.
Are you overweight but light on your feet? Has every diet you’ve tried, failed? Is every weight-loss program just too boring for you to stick to? Drop the Ho-Ho’s and do the hustle, it’s time to DANCE YOUR ASS OFF! We are offering the chance of a lifetime to 10 men and women to waltz their way into a healthier lifestyle. With the help of our professional dance partners, you will become the ultimate dancing-machine! Break the routine and learn OURS! You too can dance like the stars, so put down that milkshake and shake what your momma gave you! The Oxygen Network is currently seeking men and women who are at least the age of 21 and want to accept the challenge in this dance competition series where your loss is the biggest gain. Shake and rattle your rolls, it’s time to boogie!
Should contestants also
-forget the chocolate and learn the chacha?
-drop the mango-flavored ice cream and start the tango?
-stop being fat cause dancing’s where it’s at?
-quit with the jelly doughnuts because it must be jelly coz jam don’t shake like that?
Go here if you want to apply to be a contestant. Or you can just stay at home and hate yourself from there.
