Ask Gynomite!
Hey, I’ve gotten all my friends to weigh in on this, and now I want to see what you think. I’m a guy, and I recently started dating this girl I really like. She’s cute, sweet, smart, and fun to be around. We have a great time hanging out, we like the same things, great great great. I kinda think I’m falling for her, and it’s been a long time since I’ve felt this way about anyone. We even have really good sex…. with one problem. She sweats during sex a lot. From places I didn’t think it was possible to sweat, like behind her knees, or her neck, or her back. I sound like such an asshole saying this, but it makes it weird during sex when I reach out to touch her or kiss her and it’s just like, wet. Am I being an asshole?
Short answer: yes. Jump for the long answer.
Happy Nightmares, everyone
Here’s the trailer for Gooby. I think it’s real.
Something you were probably never curious about…

Have you ever been curious about the story behind Salisbury Steak?
Your Saturday Science Awesomeness
Here’s a picture of the sun, taken three days ago by astrophotographer (that’s a job! I love it!) Thierry Legault.

Cool, huh? But do you see that little tiny dark spot in the bottom left? Jump to see a closeup of it (courtesy of the Bad Astronomy blog at Discovery)
The things I tried to foster.
When I was in grad school, I worked in a Mormon foster home for one week. That was all I could take.
“You see, my son, I get older, but they stay the same age.”
Matthew McConaughy and son Levi, sitting on the beach, wearing shirts, and contemplating the ocean and life’s other mysteries.

This is adorable. I'm not made of wood, people.
Videos of my Life
What does it mean that I thought this was the funniest thing I’d ever seen or heard when I was a child?
Probably that I was raised in the country.
Ray Stevens- Mississippi Squirrel Revival

