A woman’s recent Facebook status has been purchased so that it may be optioned as a movie.
What was the status?
Pomeranian raided Chinese takeout bag overnight, opened and ate a fortune cookie. Her fortune: You have strong spiritual powers, and you should develop them.
The movie would be about Charlotte, the Pomeranian, who uses her newfound superpowers to save her owner’s home after said owner loses her job and is forced to contemplate moving in with her folks.
What have your statuses done for you?