Gynomite!

So listen, you may want to sit down for this one.  (Who stands up when they’re on the Internet anyway?  Apple Store users?)  This is something I recently discovered that has kinda made me question everything I’ve ever known.

Here is the awesome song “Goonies R Good Enough” by Cyndi Lauper

The song actually starts at 2:20 in, and here are the first few lines:

Here we are
Hanging on to strings of green and blues
Break the chain and we break down
Oh it’s not real if you don’t feel it

Ok, now jump if you want to have your mind blown.

Now here’s Mr. Big with a live version of “To Be With You”

And here’s the chorus:

I’m the one who wants to be with you
Deep inside I hope you feel it too
Waited on a line of greens and blues
Just to be the next to be with you

WHAT IN THE HOLY SHIT DOES GREENS AND BLUES MEAN, AND WHY ARE PEOPLE WRITING ABOUT BEING ON A LINE OR A STRING OF IT!?!?!?!?!

If anyone has the answer to this question, please get it to me toot sweet.  I posed this question to my friends a few weeks ago, and they thought it was just a big laugh, but it’s not funny guys.  I think the Illuminati is involved with this on.

For extra credit, does this song fit into the mystery?

Elton John’s “Your Song”, with these lyrics that are clearly about eye color:

So excuse me forgetting but these things I do
You see I’ve forgotten if they’re green or they’re blue
Anyway the thing is what I really mean
Yours are the sweetest eyes I’ve ever seen