Do you have a dog, a massive sense of entitlement, and cash to burn?
Well, Les Poochs is for you! They sell a wide variety of upscale dog products like brushes, carriers, organic treats, and clothes. Now you could make the argument that these are mostly things that are necessary for a dog, and if you did, I would direct you to the “fragrances” section of their website.
That’s right, they sell perfume for dogs.
And before you’re like “Oh Emily/Gynomite, it’s so hack to make fun of boutique animal products”, let me clarify: I’m talking about $3000 perfume for dogs.
This is Les Poochs’ VIP fragrance. From the website:
Only once every two years can enough petals of the rare Osmanthus flower be picked and distilled to create Michel’s signature Fragrance “Les Poochs V.I.P”. This ever evolving modern “living” fragrance energizes then soothes the olfactory senses for those lucky enough to smell it. This liquid gold is packaged in hand crafted crystal bottles each numbered and signed. Due to the high demand and limited quantity Les Poochs V.I.P is offered by invitation only.