Ask a Comedian
It’s time for the next installment of the mind-bendingly popular series “Ask a Comedian” where I ask a few comedians I know the same random question.
Today we have hot stuff comedian Kumail Nanjiani, subject of a recent NY Times profile, who you can watch on Letterman tonight (DO IT!). Best of all, he is married to me. The question (again):

There’s a doll being made of you- What tiny little accessories would it come with, and/or what would it say when you pull the string? (Yep, there’s a string.)
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Kumail says his doll would come with a tiny XBox controller. I say that it would also come with a tiny setlist written on a tiny napkin. When you pull Kumail’s string, his doll would say:
Bagel, you will live forever.
Can I go up third?
Panang Chicken, extra spicy.
pri said,
November 13, 2009 at 3:54 pm
and an emily.
and it would say “AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHICAN’TDOIT… ok i’ll do it.”