Ask a Comedian

November 13, 2009 at 1:03 pm (ask a comedian, Comedy) (, , , , )

It’s time for the next installment of the mind-bendingly popular series “Ask a Comedian” where I ask a few comedians I know the same random question.

Today we have hot stuff comedian Kumail Nanjiani, subject of a recent NY Times profile, who you can watch on Letterman tonight (DO IT!).  Best of all, he is married to me.  The question (again):

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There’s a doll being made of you-  What tiny little accessories would it come with, and/or what would it say when you pull the string? (Yep, there’s a string.)

Jump to see his answer!!

Kumail says his doll would come with a tiny XBox controller.  I say that it would also come with a tiny setlist written on a tiny napkin.  When you pull Kumail’s string, his doll would say:

Bagel, you will live forever.

Can I go up third?

Panang Chicken, extra spicy.

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1 Comment

  1. pri said,

    and an emily.
    and it would say “AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHICAN’TDOIT… ok i’ll do it.”

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