My pal David Angelo is a comedian with some of the most one linery one liners in history.
MS Word accidentally formatted my suicide note into a resume layout. On the upside, I got a job at Best Buy!
Chastity Bono is transitioning from female to male. This will make her almost as gay as Cher.
My personal trainer says it’s always wise to triceps before I biceps.
Today he’s launching a contest challenging YOU (yes, you) to tell his jokes better than he does, and if you record yourself doing one of his bits and send it to him, you could win $500 and the admiration of all your friends. Here, I’ll let David tell you more about it:
Go to CodeName: Joke today to get all the info, pick your favorites, and then go for it! You have until May 31st!