Jeff Stryker is one of the most famous “gay for pay” porn actors of all time. He has been in over 30 porn movies, straight and gay, including “Santa’s Cummin!” and “Stryker Force”. He has the deepest weirdest voice I’ve ever heard, is the model for a brand of dildos sold in porn stores everywhere called “The Jeff Stryker Cock and Balls”, and has performed several one man shows.
But you can real all about that at Wikipedia. I wanted you to see him in action (not as NSFW as it could be…)
Go check out this post on Patton Oswalt’s blog, which is an open letter to this joke stealing idiot, Nick Madson, who has been doing Patton bits and Louis CK bits word for word. You’ll see videos of Nick performing and you’ll wish you could hear Patton say words like this out loud:
I mean, I can see stealing from me, who’s still relatively obscure. But who would be stupid enough to steal from Louis CK? You may as well take a classic bit from, say, Bill Cosby. Maybe something off of the album Himself, about training your son to be a football player. And then just yell it at the top of your lungs, with no nuance, finesse or humanity.
Getem Patton! Big ups to McQuern for the tip.
This is a phenakistiscope. It was created by Kelly Coates.
When it is in motion, it looks like this:
…because it is now possible to earn a badge in video games.
After the success of last week’s “Bagel Ruins NBA 2K10“, we now have “Bagel Ruins Mad Men”.
Peter Tommerup found an injured hummingbird baby in his yard and decided to nurse it back to health. As it was healing, he took it to the garden every day so it could feed itself and even got the hummingbird’s mom to come and feed the baby in his hands.
As a girl who used to keep watch over my grandmother’s hummingbird feeder, holding my breath and wishing that the birds would think of me as part of the backyard so they would feel ok flitting around and eating in front of me, I am impressed.
Let’s all strive for this level of calmness and serenity- ask yourself: are you the type of person a hummingbird would feel comfortable landing on?
Here’s a fun thing I wrote for Lemondrop about the show The Locator. (Still swooning that Troy Dunn, host of the show, commented!!)
Here’s an amazing article about how the Girls Gone Wild girls are really no different than the hipster girls that strip in Lower East Side bathrooms for “lifestyle photogs”
Finally, read all about the new openly gay character in Archie comics!