This is our couch. We decided to move it behind our building for the local guys to hang out on. But we needed David Angelo's help.
Turns out, moving the couch was harder than we thought. Also, see how that door behind Angelo is closed? That turns out to be important to the story.
Somehow the door was locked, and we were locked out. I tried in vain to pick the lock with a bobby pin that fell out of the couch.
We were homeless, and I was shoeless, and all we had was Angelo's phone. We called a few friends that had been Bagelsitters for us.
We decided it was time to live our lives out behind the building on our couch.
But luckily Sean Patton showed up with some spare keys to our place, saving our asses infinitely. We took them both out to lunch.
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