Now this is newsworthy.

June 30, 2010 at 2:08 pm (science) (, , )

Jump to find out what this is.

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And now, an excerpt from the blog of Madonna’s 13 year old daughter

June 30, 2010 at 1:52 pm (music) (, , , , )

Yes, Lourdes dressed up like mommy for one of mommy's new videos.

Lola/Lourdes is adorable and seems wonderful, but it’s hard not to hate on a 13 year old’s blog, especially a 13 year old who is about to launch her own clothing line.  I think she can be forgiven for not realizing how gauche it is to name her clothing line Material Girl though.  13 year olds are just starting to distance themselves from their parents.

My favvvv color is black (just because it goes with everything) and my least favorite color is brown (because it resembles the color of something QUITE gross).

I am totally obsessivo about 80’s shorts… You know the kind that makes your butt look kinda big, with a grunge-looking shirt tucked in. It’s kinda nerdy but I love it. And the 80’s are another huge obsession of mine, which is totally amazingly awesome because Material Girl…HELLO! It’s like 80’s themed, which pretty much rocks, so yeah. I’m still in love with brogues or as some people call them “oxford shoes”. I haven’t found a good sandal so I’m on like a search right now.

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Stupid Dog.

June 30, 2010 at 11:01 am (Uncategorized)

Found at the always brilliant Daily What.

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Let’s talk about comedy and generalizations.

June 30, 2010 at 9:50 am (Comedy) (, )

I work in comedy here and there, and I live in comedy always.  I have for about 6 years now.  Because I am a woman, I am also often asked why there aren’t more female comics and why women aren’t as funny as men.

These questions don’t offend me, even though I think sometimes they are intended to.  I see the lack of female comics, and I see female comics having a harder time getting laughs onstage.  So as a comedy fan, if you’re interested, here’s my thoughts.  If you’re not, I have a picture of a Pugasus.

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Tom Selleck just high-fived someone.

June 30, 2010 at 9:33 am (science) (, , )

This is a male Mexican Mollie fish.  It has a mustache.

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Calm down little girls.

June 29, 2010 at 3:58 pm (Uncategorized) (, , , , )

Here are the toys you can get in a Burger King kids meal for the new horrible movie Marmaduke!

For girls, we have Comb n’ Style Jezebel, Bone Catchin’ Marmaduke, Loungin’ Giuseppe, and Cuddly Raisin!

For boys, Pouncin’ Marmaduke, Darting Lighting, Stick n’ Move Bosco, and Turn n’ Roll Mazie.

Take a load off ladies.  Let the boy dogs do all the running around and having fun.  You just lounge and cuddle.

From Sociological Images

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As seen on the wall of a sushi place near my apt.

June 29, 2010 at 9:57 am (Uncategorized)

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Video Face Off!!!!

June 28, 2010 at 9:40 am (music) (, , )

Today’s Battle:  UB40′s “Can’t Help Falling in Love” vs. Big Mountain’s “Baby I Love Your Way”.

What, did you think they were the same song?  That happens a lot. Both are white guy reggae covers, and both were featured in movies, but only one can be the winnah!!!

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Yes, but does the program cross-check for pretentiousness?

June 27, 2010 at 6:32 pm (research, science) (, , )

Researchers at Ben-Gurov University of the Negev (that’s in Israel, kids) have created a software program that scans blogs for signs of depression in the blogger.

Yup, the future is now, and it reads your lame Internet musings.

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Optical Illusions

June 27, 2010 at 6:10 pm (pop culture) (, , )

What? All three lines are the same length?

Well, the lines in these photos of Rihanna are not actually the same length, but if you look closely at the Elle cover, your self esteem will disappear.  ILLUSIONS!  (from Jezebel)

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