Lesbian Alert!
Maia Brewton, the loveable Thor-loving scamp from Adventures in Babysitting, is now married to her partner Lara and raising twin boys.
Bell Biv Dafoe
I found this on my girl Mamrie’s blog, which is awesome and gives you a tenth of how awesome she is. She does things like this with her spare time.
Soon I will hug her in New York, and hopefully one day we’ll both be visiting NC at the same time so we can bathe in Cheerwine.
I Love You, Ma’am
Have I got a movie pitch for you! It’s about female friendships, it’s called “I Love You, Ma’am, and it’s directly taken and altered from the “I Love You Man” wiki. Why can’t this be a movie? Watching multi-dimensional women try to figure out how to be friends with each other interests me a whole lot more than watching bromance after bromance.
Peter Klaven Laurie Nicholson, a real estate agent, just got engaged to Zooey Rice Seth Dartan. Zooey Seth is ecstatic resolved about the engagement and calls her his friends to tell them about it, but Peter Laurie does not seem to have anyone special he’d she’d like to share the good news with. While visiting his her parents, it comes out that Peter Laurie is more adept at getting along with women men, instead of having any male friends a real video game-loving guy’s girl. After overhearing Zooey’s Seth’s friends voice their concerns over the matter, Peter Laurie realizes he she needs to find male female friends in order to have a best man maid of honor for his her wedding.
Comedians, take note:
Remember all those random collect call ads from the 90s? I bet these guys thought doing those was a great idea at the time….
George Carlin
More cringey selling out after the jump.
Genius Genius Genius
Cee-Lo with “Fuck You”. Mom, seriously listen to this.
ED NOTE: I am not dedicating this song to my Mom, I just think she will find it funny.
ED NOTE 2: After posting that note, I got this email from my Mom-
Never did I think you were sending moi a message…(you are not like that ) only that you wanted to share the humor in the upbeat music – with the unforgettable lyrics….. When you left the ed. note… I realized some people may have thought that but NOT ME.. ‘cause “I’m a pot hole” and I love you tooo much, my lil bubala.
My Mom is way cooler than you or your Mom.
Gynomite’s Reading Room
Research has proven that men who make significantly less than their women are more likely to cheat on them, in some stupid quest to up their manliness.
My hard-hitting research as an audience member of Tosh.0 for TV.com!
The circumcision rate for American boys has dropped way way off. Is this a good thing or is this a bad thing? Dunno, but has anyone seen the movie Tremors?
Other research has proven that women are more affected by beer goggles than men are. Careful ladies. (from me at Lemondrop)
This is a horrible horrible story about a man jumping to his death during a Swell Season concert and landing on the stage. (That’s the band of the guy and girl from the movie Once) Everyone’s traumatized.
And here’s a cool article about negative branding, exemplified by Coach’s rivals sending a Coach bag to Snooki for free.
Hipness = chewing gum
The Berry did an awesome photo essay of Atlanta hipsters alongside the stuff they keep in their bags. You can learn a lot from what people keep in their bags, and what I’ve learned is that all of these people have gum on them way more than I do. Hey, wait….
Always carry a picture of a cougar. You never know when the heart you paint on your face could wear out and you'd be forced to use it.
Tweezer Hippie has lots of eye makeup stuff, some lotion, Breeze gum, and a picture of a child in her bag.
Gloves for handling that hair on a hot day when it sweats off, and look, it's our friend Breeze gum!
"I go nowhere without Flannery O'Connor, my picture of a bird, and my Breeze gum."
Out of 24 people, THREE carried Breeze gum? This is either clever viral marketing or we’re on the forefront of a glorious gum-chewing renaissance. Go see the other folk here!
I call the sleeping cat token!
I found this on the Facebook page of the brilliant Erin Bradley (Miss Information at Nerve), and I’m hoping if I drop enough hints, Kumail will buy me this for Christmas.
It’s Cat Lovers Monopoly!!!
From the QVC order page:
The fur really starts flying once this Cat Lover’s edition of Monopoly gets in full swing. On your way to controlling the board, you’ll buy, sell, and trade Siamese, Persians, and Maine coons, and wheel and deal Russian blues, Cornish rex, and other exotic felines. It’s the purr-fect way to own all the cats you ever wanted! From USAopoly.
- Includes six custom pewter tokens: sleeping cat, cat scratching post, toy mouse, bird, milk carton, and can of tuna
- For 2 to 6 players
- Ages 8 and up
- Made in the USA
