The Girl Scouts are cutting six of their twelve types of cookies this year, but fret not, Thin Mints and Samoas are eternal. Bonus! Click on “interactive graphics” and play a game where you match the cookies to their names!
In Irvine, CA, a mosque-goer was frightening his fellow worshippers with his talk of committing jihad in America- so much so that they filed a restraining order against him. That’s when they found out he was an FBI informant. (this story is completely egregious and insane, please go read it)
Chris Smith, a Republican Rep from NJ, introduced legislation last week that would change the wording of what rape means, so that it would only mean forcible rape. Why? To cut funding for Medicaid-funded abortions for rape survivors, that’s why. This would mean that rape via drugging, mental incapacity, or statutoriness would no longer be considered rape.
And to lighten the mood, a Trader Joes survival guide. Going to Trader Joes in Manhattan or Brooklyn were probably some of the most clusterfuck experiences I have ever had in my life.
And fuck everything, this gorilla walks upright.