After the Queen Mum died, apparently pretty much every public building had a Book of Rememberance for people to leave their thoughts about her life and her passing. Here are a few of the weirder entries.
“I thought she would never die, she has let us all down very badly”
“Her death should act as a warning to others who think it is cool to experiment with drugs”.
“I have been unable to masturbate for five days, and will not do so again until Her Majesty is buried”
“She was a trooper and she never gave up. I remember one time she was visiting a school and I asked her if she would like to make a visit to the cloakroom before she left. ‘No’ she replied, ‘I didn’t give in to the Nazis and I won’t give in to the bladder’. That’s how she was, a fighter, who refused to be beaten by anything. She pissed herself later though, it was sickening”.