“How are we going to hide how skinny Angelina is these days?”
Angie Jo in Newsweek. She still looks horribly gorgeous, of course.
Viggo Mortensen? Or Kyle, the foxy kid in your Algebra class?
He’s 53 everyone. Have a nice day!
Gynomite’s Reading Room!
My cousin Jarrett is starring in a reality show on A&E that starts this week- it’s called Shipping Wars. Watch it!
The best pictures of 2011. Go get you some!
Brand new Indoor Kids up today with one of our favorite guests, Community-creator Dan Harmon, talking Skyrim and celebrities!
Danny Pudi doing Spoiler Alerts for Community while visiting The Soup. So funny!
This is what porn stars wash their neither regions with to avoid diseases. You learn something every day!
New Nathan Barnatt!
Psych.
I’m going to let you fellow TV snobs in on a little secret: Psych is an amazing show.
This is not the most popular opinion I’ve ever had, and I’m aware of the fact that I will not be convincing a lot of people, but I feel the need to inform you that while you were sleeping, Psych has become one of the cleverest shows on television.
It’s basically the story of a guy who was raised to be hyper hyper observant, and he uses his powers to pretend to be psychic. He and his best friend have a psychic detective agency (called Psych) and assist the Santa Barbera police department in crimes.
Gynomite’s Reading Room!
At (58 hours) long last, our power is back on, and I can be at home without being covered in blankets and on the Internet without having to go to a Starbucks. As Barry Rothbart says, the Starbucks at Hollywood and Prospect is like the Mos Eisley Cantina of LA.
GQ has made a list of the least interesting people of 2011, and it’s pretty funny, if not a little mean. January Jones FTW!
If you didn’t see Das Racist on Conan the other night, holy shit, watch this. These dudes were just my friend Hari’s little brother’s band just a few years ago, and they have blossomed into the weirdest most badass hip hop group ever.
Here are the most popular baby names of 2011, if you’re into that kinda thing.
This is maybe one of the toughest things I’ve ever written- a farewell to stand-in boyfriends- at xoJane.
Also, I’m going to be writing about video games and such for a site called Rookie coming soon- check me out on the staff page for now!
Katy Perry’s been made into a Barbie. Go fuck yourself.



