July 2, 2012 at 11:11 am (television)

If you don’t watch the new version of Dallas, you are missing out on four of the best eyebrows in the business.

Jesse Metcalfe, he of the overplucked house.

And Larry Hagman, he of the underplucked house.

Call me, Dallas. I’ve got plotlines for days! (Yes, they all revolve around eyebrows.)

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1 Comment

  1. Tony Marasco said,

    Please tell me one/all of those plot lines involve Larry’s eyebrows acting as divining rods to find hidden oil!

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