A List of Things Everyone Should Know How To Do
- Cook a nice meal, including dessert
- Pay a compliment
- Change a tire
- Apologize
- Pick ripe fruits and vegetables
- One dance move
- Politely but firmly refuse a sexual advance
- Throw a party
- Sneeze quietly
- Ride a bike
- Identify countries other than America, Mexico, and Canada on a map
- Talk to a child without sounding like an idiot
- Flirt
- Give a massage on some part of the body
- Leave quietly
