Two things currently on sale that frighten me.

Mini-Rolos. I had an unhealthy obsession with Rolos as a kid, and this new “we’ll just make the candy you loved as a kid tiny, because your old ass can’t get fat from tiny candy, right? (Spoiler alert: yes. Yes it can.)

Multiple sizes of Ted, on sale for preorder, available here http://shop.cafepress.com/tedisreal