It’s been a while since we checked in on fashion, so let’s go for it! Ideeli, which is my favorite site, seriously, has some winners up today.
First up, this gorgeous frock, which I’ll call zombie white trash. It retails for $60 and is on sale for $30, despite the fact that you could buy all three of the shirts that make it for a total of $10 at Dress Barn.
I actually think this dress is pretty cute, but it looks like someone shat during the photo shoot, and the model just got a whiff of it. $395 retail, on sale for $129.
Oi, the poorly fitted, bright pink, RUFFLED pantsuit. Just like Blanche Devereaux used to wear! $88, a steal at $30.
This shirt is kinda boring and vomit-colored from the front….
But a sexy long party in the back! $50 retail, on sale for $25.
Pro tip: always pull up the shirt of your frumpajamas just a little bit to show your naughty side.