Which Music Will My Cats Like?
As seen on Neatorama from this guy Daniel’s flickr stream, this is the best damned science project I’ve ever seen. (Even better than my 7th grade science project “Are Aliens Real?”)
SOS
The daffiness of this video has completely destroyed me. This is a very serious WWI era cat trying to message the rest of his squadron.
Good lord, Cute Overload. Do you ever stop?
This may be my next tattoo
Here is a lovely children’s book from 1970 that I found at Vintage Kids’ Books My Kid Loves, which is pretty self-explanatory.
Can’t you just see this, sans words, on my arm? What? Did you say that one cat tattoo is enough? Oh. Ok then. Sorry about that. I’ll just go back over here and put on my overly fuzzy cardigan and get on my child’s bike and pedal back home. My kitten needs me.
What do you get the newly kitten-obsessed for Christmas?
Well, if you’re friends with us, we have a few suggestions for you. It seems that some of our friends don’t understand that we love our baby Bagel very very much and text us things like:
I miss you guys too. LA is nice. I don’t miss Bagel because if she died we’d buy a new one. I do love her though.
Which is just uncalled for. UNCALLED FOR. So we’ll take one of these (Thanks Neatorama):
Cat lovers, take a seat. An adorable kitten’s face decorates your toilet lid; viewed from above, the matching rug completes the cat’s body to hilarious effect. Soft acrylic synthetic fabric. Hand wash. Imported.
And also one of these:
“only if your an asshole to them”
Courtesy of Vivek, and spurred on by the recent addition of Bagel the kitten to our home, here is a question posted to Yahoo Answers and some of the answers provided:
Is it true that Cat’s suck the life out of us?
Jamie says:
ive never heard of them sucking the life out of our bodies. i do know that they like to sit on newborn babies faces though because they like the smell of the breath and the warmth of it, so therefore i guess they can suck the life out of them.
Dev says:
You are a vile, awful person to think such a horrible thing. Any old person who told you that was probably mentally retarded to think that such sweet honorable creatures as the feline race to be anything but divine.
Sassy Barbara M says:
No, I believe that is called a husband.
Simeon says:
only if your an asshole to them
And the answer deemed “the best answer”, from Piscine:
You said it yourself – you heard from many OLD PEOPLE. This is a ridiculous old wives’ tale. Would people really be allowed to own such dangerous animals if this were true? Do you have a pet wolverine in your basement? Please execute some rational thought before believing something, ANYTHING someone else says is true.
Pets.
Kumail and I are going to the home of a friend of his on Wednesday in order to look at this little thing, which is ours for the taking:
is this Bagel?
Not your Mother’s Lolcats!
Here are a few slightly off, bizarre lolcats designed by Nate of Team Submarine that he sent me today. They actually made me lol, so I thought it was time to show you all!
More after the jump!
America, America, this is you
Kumail and I watched some old episodes of America’s Funniest Home Videos today- no disrespect to Tom whatever, but Bob Saget is where my loyalties lie. Say what you will, that show is hilarious. Just effing hilarious. So for you on a Saturday, because I’m feeling lazy and content, here is one of the best cat montages from the early days of America’s Funniest Home Videos!
