That small plaid present is for you!

This is the Christmas card that Paul Reubens sent out this year. Notice the picture of the first family-elect on the wall, and the weirdo headbands.
I don’t know why, but I love it.
Happy Holidays from Gynomite. I’m packing up the tiny family and taking them for a trip down south to North Carolina, so the blogging will be sparse and the eggnogging will be prevalent. To you and yours, enjoy.
It’s like the scab-picking, Ren Faire attending, Xena-fancying, heavy metal dude you went to school with joined a band….that played Christmas music
I’ve tried in multiple holiday party situations to really make people understand what Trans-Siberian Orchestra is about, and the title of this post is pretty much the best I can come up with…..but it doesn’t even begin to explain these guys.
Most people know them from this song (sorry for the poor quality, but it shows how ridiculous their live shows are):
It’s like if someone in 1988 decided to make Christmas music hip and rock-n-roll but forgot that people were already tired of prog rock.
Wanna learn more? Ok, let’s do!
Just in time for Christmas: Look at all the mustache products you can buy!!!
Big ups to Urlesque for compiling such things and making my Christmas shopping so easy!

Mustache vase!

Mustache mannequins!